Your name is ANNE O'DALEY and it has been raining for days here in SOUTH FLORIDA, making your love for the OUTDOORS a bit hard to express beyond PICTURES OF PRETTY SCENERY, a SMALL POTTED PLANT, and the multitudes of CAMPING GEAR that adorn your room.
However, you can see the LIGHT side of the situation as it gives you an excuse to PLAY FUN RPGS IN YOUR PAJAMAS, specifically one named FAIR MAGE ONLINE, that you enjoy completing LOGICALLY. Though it can be hard sometimes as you are FORGETFUL and sometimes LOSE YOUR TRAIN OF THOUGHT. Playing these games so often, however, has caused you to need to use glasses in order to read the MANY BOOKS, both Fiction and Non, that you possess. These as well as your other INTERESTS bring a SMILE to your face, but there is often one there anyway because you don't see the use in dwelling on the negatives. Though you hardly ever have the opportunity, you find fascination in LEARNING HOW THINGS WORK, especially in the field of BIOLOGY, which has been helped along by your LACK OF SQUEAMISHNESS. You also enjoy admiring CUTE things of all sorts, like STUFFED ANIMALS and CLOTHES, though hardly ever buy them because you DON'T NEED them and don't think they'd look good on you anyway. However, you do have a FAVORITE STUFFED CAT whom you named MIYAZAKI after the much admired director of your favorite ANIMATED MOVIES. You find him to be a very good pillow and object for hugging. You do this a lot because your friends, whom to you are always eager to GIVE ADVICE and FEAR LOSING, are almost exclusively found ONLINE.
Your BRO works as a PROGRAMMER, and is currently working on the game SBURB. You don't know much about it due to his EXTREME PROTECTIVENESS and desire for you not to play, but, a bit suspiciously, you have found a public partial WALKTHROUGH online by tentacleTherapist.
From this, you've raised the thought that playing, though dangerous, is ironically the only way to survive a potential apocalypse.
"While that game you installed is just one more grinding slab of rock sealing our planet's crypt, it is also your only hope to live."
-tentacleTherapist
Your chumhandle is amiableCognition.